求人幫忙中文翻英文(寄信給美國老!)

wilsont58895

ㄜ
想寄信給YOUTUBE上的網友
可惜他是美國人
所以我必須用英文跟他講話
有意者短訊我
不想在這公開內容

carlk8417

這種問題因該可以請教老師=口=當然是英文的

wilsont58895

現在的英文老師都是教沒用的
大家都知道
真本事不知他會不會

waynechen251

不會就沒法來教書
更沒法站在你教室講台上

祇是他不會教而已...

wilsont58895

我現在不是讀雙語學校了
哪有請台灣人來教英文的
說的都不標準

Handsomehang

內容大約是啥
還有是否正式文件

samsam

用google翻譯
再自己整理一下
對方大概看得明

st10379

雅虎和google聽說翻譯出來只有80%90 % 正確!!  上次不上有新聞報說  外國人氣到不行.....  
翻譯軟體根本都照字面翻- -!  到頭來  還是得靠自己一個一個檢查.......
可是也沒差啦     對方看得懂就好

goahead

煩請將內容轉至私人信息給我
看看我是否有足夠能力^^

我是誰

Unnamed(這是標題)

Yesterday my Filipino maid passed the market,
Hawker that a guy called God of Gamblers. It's you
HAHAHAAAAA
I was shocked,
It's just a joke.
There're people who dare call themselves God of Gamblers,
They take me as a faker!
Well, I'm the Saint of Gamblers.
You wear contact lenses when you're betting on cards,
but my eyes can see through the cards.
This is called special power.
Here is an Ace, I only have to rub is lightly,
It'll become a twisted Ace,
because I haven't used my power yet.
When I use my power, I can even change is to a set of mahjong!
I'm bullshiting? I say you're dumb.
What are you looking at?
Of course you have to pay me back some millions.
What? You don't pay learning fees?
Call me at, taiwan telephone:你的電話. Repeat
Is taiwan telephone:你的電話.
I don't care if you don't call me. It's just your loss,
Don't call me after ten. I'll be sleeping.

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你再把你的電話換成你的電話就行了

wilsont58895

wt?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
我可不是什麼隨便的人
但是我隨便起來不是人

adolf1993

回復 10# 我是誰


    我笑了....

    看來我是誰英文能力不錯-.-

    你認真請教他吧

goahead

深藏不露 哈哈~
Stephen Chow會控告你抄襲哦....哈