我是誰

Unnamed(這是標題)

Yesterday my Filipino maid passed the market,
Hawker that a guy called God of Gamblers. It's you
HAHAHAAAAA
I was shocked,
It's just a joke.
There're people who dare call themselves God of Gamblers,
They take me as a faker!
Well, I'm the Saint of Gamblers.
You wear contact lenses when you're betting on cards,
but my eyes can see through the cards.
This is called special power.
Here is an Ace, I only have to rub is lightly,
It'll become a twisted Ace,
because I haven't used my power yet.
When I use my power, I can even change is to a set of mahjong!
I'm bullshiting? I say you're dumb.
What are you looking at?
Of course you have to pay me back some millions.
What? You don't pay learning fees?
Call me at, taiwan telephone:你的電話. Repeat
Is taiwan telephone:你的電話.
I don't care if you don't call me. It's just your loss,
Don't call me after ten. I'll be sleeping.

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你再把你的電話換成你的電話就行了